So I’ve learned

So I’ve learned

Oct 07

I’ve only been a mom for a little over a week but I’ve learned some things already

- Baby wakes up = feed NOW. 1 minute is too long or a screaming fit will occur
- Diaper changes are like WWIII
- 5 minutes is a god send. There is so much you can accomplish if you know what needs to get done.
- Waking up with a soaking bed due to leaking boob juice is a regular occurrence
- If you have an aversion to bodily fluids you will get over them quickly. I’ve been pooped on once, peed on 3 times, and spit up on countless times
- Watching her sleep with her daddy is absolutely priceless
- Pumping blows hardcore. It’s time consuming and not always productive enough
- When she looks at you with her big, wide, eyes curiously but perfectly content you realize just how much the world revolves around her and wouldn’t have it any other way

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